| "Courtesy Nissan, parts department." "Hey, uh, this is Chris from Boost Pro dot net." "Who?" "Chris, from Boost Pro." "Did you call to buy something?" "Let me speak with your manager please." "Sure...Hello, this is the sales manager." "Hey, this is Chris from Boost Pro dot net." "Who?" "Chris... from Boost Pro. I sell homemade intake plugs to people too lazy to make their own. So um, anyways I can't afford to pay for car parts, but I was hoping you'd send me some for free." "Why would I do that?" "I own a business." "And?" "Well it would be a favor, business to business." "So you want me to send you parts, on credit, with no collateral because you sell pre-assembled home-depot hardware to lazy people?" "Yes." *click*
Recursively Yours,
Kenny...
PETZ Member #5
You guys rock socks. (Click for pie-chart)
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
- EW Dijkstra
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